Quotes of the Week From Daily Show, Looking, Modern Family and More

Welcome to March, the month that inevitably makes you say, “For the love of all that’s holy, why is this year flying by so quickly?!”

The good news is you can take all the time you want reading TVLine’s Quotes of the Week, a collection of the best retorts, zingers and one-liners from the last seven days of TV.

This time around we’ve got some Beatles-esque bitchery on Empire, a reefer reference on Person of Interest, the bear necessities on New Girl, double doses of The Walking Dead and Agent Carter, and so much more!

So, click through the gallery below for the full extravaganza, then hit the comments to share your thoughts and share any brilliant lines we inevitably missed!