Video: Matt Damon Plays a Lamp, Gary Oldman a Pig-Walker for Kimmel

Sean Penn, Jeff Bridges, Lupita Nyong’o, Matt ‘Damen‘… these are just a few of ‘Jim’ Kimmel’s pupils.

On Sunday’s post-Oscars edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live, the late night host doubled as acting coach to the stars, many of whom apparently owe everything they’ve done, and everything they’ve accomplished, to him.

You think you know the essentials of the craft, but you haven’t seen John Krasinski and Emily Blunt’s marriage implode under the weight of Kimmel’s disapproval.

Hit the PLAY button above, and bask in the wonderment of a master at work. And if that’s not enough, you’ll also get to watch Sean Penn literally make love to a camera. You’re welcome, America!