It’s the biggest night of the year in cinema, so why not subject the industry’s MVPs to the harsh and superficial judgment of Kim-Kardashian’s-sister-who-used-to-co-host-The-X-Factor?
Yes, we’re straight-up mocking the 2015 Oscar Red Carpet coverage from E! and ABC — but aside from ogling pretty dresses (#OMGLupita) that’s pretty much the point of the pre-ceremony appetizer, yes?
We scoured two hours of mind-numbing coverage to bring you the 10 most memorable moments — from a possible insult of a Friends star to a super butt-kissy intro to an unrecognizable actor-singer-spouse.
So click through our gallery of 10 moments below to tell us where we got it right, what we misjudged and any eye-popping goings-on we might’ve missed!