Quotes of the Week From Downton, Parks and Rec, Grey's Anatomy, Arrow, Empire, Fresh Off the Boat and More!

‘Twas the weekend before Valentine’s/ And all through the house/ Not a creature was stirring/ Thanks to insane DVR backlogs…

It’s OK — we won’t judge you for staying in your jammies and watching TV all day. In fact, we’re showing our support by bringing you Quotes of the Week!

This time around we have the wisdom of the Dowager Countess, a lesson in racial harmony from Empire, a wig-snatching interlude on Wendy Williams, a small-town stop on Person of Interest, an old-school soap reference on Jane the Virgin, plus double doses of Grey’s, Arrow and much more!

So click through the gallery below for the full shebang, then hit the comments and tell us any great zingers we inevitably missed!