In the ranking of hellish, soul-sucking endeavors, spending eons in Purgatory falls just below delving into the local real estate market.

Yet that gray void full of closing costs and fixer-uppers is precisely where our Witnesses head in this exclusive sneak peek at Monday’s Sleepy Hollow (Fox, 9/8c)

Once Abbie ascertains that Crane’s not calling her to a strange house because of an emergency, Lt. Mills educates her property-perusing partner about what all of those home-listing buzzwords really mean.

But can someone who’s survived death, war and skinny jeans withstand the siren call of realtor-baked mini muffins? Press PLAY on the video below to find out.