Quotes of the Week from New Girl, Stalker, The Voice, Homeland and More!

Best TV Quotes

Has early-onset holiday music in public spaces left you wanting to plug your ears and yell, “Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la”?

Fret not — we’ve got an even better means of distracting yourself: TVLine’s Quotes of the Week!

This time around, we’ve got a biology lesson from Scorpion, the definition of sadness on Scandal, some much-needed sex ed on NCIS: Los Angeles, a trashy moment on Homeland, three very important words on The Big Bang Theory and much, much more!

So click through the gallery below for the full roster of quotes, then hit the comments and share any great one-liners we inevitably missed.