Quotes of the Week: Person of Interest, Web Therapy, Vampire Diaries and More

Happy Halloween!

OK, not quite, but since you’ve made the effort to dress up as your favorite TV character and show up at our doorstep, we’ll fill your plastic pumpkin with Quotes of the Week, a collection of the sweetest zingers, retorts and one liners from the last seven days of TV!

This time around, we’ve got a double dose of The Originals and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., a Gwyneth Paltrow moment of zen on Web Therapy, a medical request on The Vampire Diaries, a Sons of Anarchy malapropism, some daytime confusion on Marry Me and much much more.

So click through the gallery below for the full roster of quotes, then hit the comments and share any great one-liners we inevitably missed.