Quotes of the Week from General Hospital, Bachelor in Paradise, Masters of Sex, Project Runway and More

Happy Labor Day Weekend to you, TVLine readers!

Just because there’s a holiday on the horizon, though, doesn’t mean we’re pressing pause on Quotes of the Week, the finest collection of zingers, retorts and bon mots from the last seven days of small-screen activity!

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This time around we’ve got a salutation correction on Masters of Sex, a bit of poetry in motion on the Emmys red carpet, a nasty side effect on The Strain, a complicated schedule on Mistresses, a double dose of Bachelor in Paradise and much more!

So click through the gallery below for the full roster of quotes, then hit the comments and share any great one-liners we inevitably missed!