Sharknado 2: The Second One — Sink Your Teeth Into the First Trailer

Get ready to jump the shark… again!

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Syfy on Wednesday released the first full-length trailer for Sharknado 2: The Second One — premiering July 31 at 9/8c — and it’s full of everything you’d expect: vicious sharks attacks, melodious shrieks from Tara Reid (my favorite arrives at the 0:38 mark) and, of course, the perfect amount of self-awareness.

“Ah, f—k it. Who are we kidding?” asks the announcer, following his attempt to hail the disastrous sequel as some sort of cinematic masterpiece.

So, dive into the just-released trailer above, then drop a comment below: Will you be braving the storm later this month?