When you’re tuckered out from the parade and stuffed full of barbecue this Memorial Day weekend, plop down on the couch and let TVLine take care of the rest. We’ve singled out some noteworthy marathons and specials, including clone-filled original programming, an SVU nostalgia session and a trip down Criminal Minds‘ memory lane.
FRIDAY, MAY 23
2 pm – 1 am Rocky Marathon (CMT) | It’ll take the eye of the tiger to keep watching as Rocky successfully takes on Apollo Creed,
Mr. T Clubber Lang and Ivan Drago. See if you can resist the urge to scream “Adriannn!!!”
8 pm Labyrinth (The CW) | In Part 2 of the miniseries, Alaïs and those closest to her must battle to protect the secret of the true Grail held inside three hidden books. In the present day, Alice races against time to put together the strangely familiar pieces of a jigsaw puzzle that represents her long-buried history.
10 pm Hannibal (NBC) | Season finale: Loyalties are tested as Will ties up loose ends, unsure if he will survive the trap he has set for Hannibal. (Yep, renewed.)
10 pm Continuum (Syfy) | Julian exposes a corporation’s dirty deeds; Kiera is forced to confront some uncomfortable truths while working with Dillon.
SATURDAY, MAY 24
10 am – 11 pm Law & Order: SVU (USA Network) | If Munch’s return this week has you reminiscing about everyone’s favorite conspiracy theorist with a badge, then you’re in luck! It’s not a real holiday weekend unless you hear that familiar “chung chung.”
10 am – 7:30 pm Will & Grace (We TV) | Sean Hayes may not have been able to save the world, but he was great as just Jack!
10 am – 4 pm Longmire (A&E) | The sheriff’s almost back in town! With the June 2 Season 3 premiere fast approaching, brush up on what Walt was up to in the first half of last season.
2:50 pm – 1 am South Park (Comedy Central) | There really is no limit to how many times you can kill Kenny.
4 pm – 4 am CSI: Miami (We TV) | Take your sunglasses off and watch David Caruso put his on. Every. Single. Time.
4 – 8pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (BBC America) | Set your phasers to relax while you sit back and enjoy the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.
5 pm – 4 am Criminal Minds (A&E) | Before she became Scandal‘s FLOTUS, Bellamy Young was the love interest of a certain Agent Hotchner. Bonus: A guest appearance by Buffy alum Nicholas Brendon as Garcia’s boyfriend Kevin Lynch. (Does that mean the BAU is the new Scooby Gang?)
9 pm Orphan Black (BBC America) | Sarah joins forces with an unlikely, untrustworthy ally, following a trail of clues that she hopes will lead her to the origins of the clone experiment. Suits star/OB superfan Patrick J. Adams guest-stars.
SUNDAY, MAY 25
5 am – 2 pm Law & Order (TNT) | In the television criminal justice system, crime-solving has been portrayed by three separate but equally good series of Law & Order. This was the first.
7:30 – 10:30 am Awkward. (MTV) | After a dark last semester, get to know Jenna 2.0 in a marathon of Season 4 (so far).
10 am – 11 pm NCIS (USA Network) | Lots and lots (and lots) of Gibbs and the gang.
11 am – 1:30 pm Faking It (MTV) | Get the sitch on these BFFs-turned-fake-lesbians in the first five episodes of this season.
1:30 – 9 pm Turn (AMC) | There may be no headless horseman, but there is plenty of (really) old school spying to be done during the Revolutionary War. Catch up on every episode aired to date.
2 pm – 2 am (Monday) COPS Reloaded (CMT) | Half a day’s worth of episodes, featuring some of the show’s craziest moments.
8 pm National Memorial Day Concert (PBS) | Criminal Minds’ Joe Mantegna and CSI: NY boss Gary Sinise celebrate the troops. The evening features performances from Voice Season 4 winner Danielle Bradbery and Smash alum Megan Hilty.
9 pm The Normal Heart (HBO) | Set during the onset of the HIV-AIDS crisis in New York City in the early 1980s, this Ryan Murphy-directed adaptation of Larry Kramer’s Tony award-winning play follows gay activists and their allies in the medical community as they fight to expose the truth about the epidemic. (Watch the trailer.)
9 pm Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys (Animal Planet) | The minds that gave us Sharknado have now chosen to terrorize a small town with bloodthirsty, eel-like fish. The cast includes Shannen Doherty (Beverly Hills, 90210), Jason Brooks (Star Trek) and Christopher Lloyd (Back to the Future).
9 pm Believe (NBC) | Bo has a vision of a tragic event in the New York City subway, leading to a confrontation with Agent Ferrell that turns perilous.
9 pm Nurse Jackie (Showtime) | Antoinette makes a harrowing confession when she confronts Jackie about her addiction and it has a sobering affect on Jackie.
10 pm Crisis (NBC) | A parent mission could lead to war between the U.S. and China. Elsewhere, Ian discovers a secret entrance at the mansion, bearing witness to an unthinkable sight.
10 pm Devious Maids (Lifetime) | Marisol discovers more secrets about Opal; Rosie tries to help Lucinda, but it leads to further strife in the Miller family.
10 pm Salem (WGN America) | Alden and Cotton come face-to-face with a real witch while Mary comes up with a solution to the discord within the coven.
10 pm Penny Dreadful (Showtime) | Dr. Frankenstein is confronted by his past. Vanessa has a vision of Mina.
MONDAY, MAY 26
6 am – 3 am MemROARial Day Godzilla-thon (EPIX) |
Jurassic Park yourself on the couch and get reacquainted with the grandfather of all movie monsters.
10 am – 7 pm Falling Skies (TNT) | With the Season 4 premiere just a month away, brush up on Season 3 here. (Watch the official trailer.)
3 – 6 pm Baby Daddy (ABC Family) | Check in with Wheeler & Co. during this marathon of Season 2-to-date.
8 pm Memorial Day (The CW) | Aaron Samuels is all grown up! Josh Bennet (Mean Girls) plays a grandson connecting with his grandfather (AHS: Asylum’s James Cromwell) over his World War II memorabilia, only to use what he learns during his tour in Iraq.
9 pm The World Wars (History) | Oscar nominee Jeremy Renner (The Hurt Locker) narrates this three-night event series, which tells the story three decades of war through the eyes of Roosevelt, Hitler and other significant historical figures. (Watch a sneak preview.)
9 pm Petals on the Wind (Lifetime) | This sequel to Flowers in the Attic skips ahead 10 years into the future as it follows siblings Cathy (Once Upon A Time’s Rose McIver) and Chris (Pretty Little Liars’ Wyatt Nash) as they return home to confront their grandmother (Ellen Burstyn) and seek revenge on their mother (Heather Graham) – all while resisting their forbidden feelings for one another.
Which of the above is a must-see for you? Hit the comments to offer your own tune-in suggestions. –– Megan Spinelli and Nivea Serrao