You’ve watched every episode of HBO’s True Detective. You know the season finale is coming up this Sunday (9/8c). You’re able to spout Yellow King references with the best of ’em, and you could sketch the spaghetti monster in your sleep.
But you have not lived until you have seen the show’s deepest, most sobering thoughts brought to life via the Internet’s favorite critter: the housecat.
Fortunately, TVLine is here to fill that void. So crack a Lone Star tall boy, pour it into your Big Hug Mug and click through the gallery below to see bits of Rust and Marty’s wisdom, illustrated with furry felines. (With photo assistance by Andy Swift)