Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From Modern Family, Nine-Nine, Reign, Sherlock & More

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Yes indeed, we’ve rounded up the small screen’s best zingers, one-liners and retorts from the last seven days — all for your sweet, low-calorie enjoyment.

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This time around, we’ve got a double dose of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, some Arrow bitchiness, a Sherlock clarification, a biology lesson from Ellen and much more. So click through the gallery below for our latest batch of honorees, then hit the comments to weigh in on your faves — and add anything we’ve inevitably missed!