New Spoiler Alert!: Horror Story Season 3 Scoop, Mad Men Spin-Off and Girls' Scary Sex Scene

blog_spoiler_1.27.13You know you’re in for a particularly wild episode Spoiler Alert! when the discussion starts with sideburns and nipples, and ends with a statement like “Someone’s gonna end up sleeping with their sister!”

But that isn’t the half of it!

This week, when Matt Mitovich and I welcome to the guest couch Nikki Glaser and Sara Schaefer from MTV’s Nikki & Sara LIVE, our topics range from how American Horror Story will top itself in season 3 (an unsexy Adam Levine?) to how Allison Williams managed to keep her tatas covered during Girls’ most awkward sex scene ever.

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Plus, we deduce from Mad Men’s promo pics that its new season will include both “cigarettes and alcohol” (ooh – scoop!) and get ready for the AMC hit’s inevitable CW spin-off (The Sally Diaries).

Finally, we round out this anything-goes installment with a tease of funny ladies Glaser and Schaefer’s new show (first gue$t: Ke$ha!), sniff out the identity of Henry’s father on Once Upon a Time and play Where’s Waldo? with an unwitting Emily VanCamp from Revenge.

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