Ain’t no holiday celebration like a Ewing celebration, as evidenced by this video greeting card — supersized edition! — issued to Dallas fans by TNT.
Come for the warm, soothing first 15 seconds of peace-and-joy sentiment. Then stay for 25 seconds worth of slaps, slugs and salty language from your Southfork faves.
Dallas kicks off Season 2 on Monday, Jan. 28 at 9/8c.