New Spoiler Alert!: Vamp Diaries Scoop! Broke Girls' Big Promotion! Mad Men Controversy!

Featured in this week’s all-new Spoiler Alert! is something we’ve never seen before and may never see again: a bigger teleholic than Matt Mitovich and myself — 2 Broke Girls’ self-professed TV junkie, Beth Behrs.

And that’s just for starters.

Not only does the actress — who, in case you’ve never met her, is bubblier than champagne — express astonishment/excitement about her show’s big timeslot upgrade, she comes to the defense of Mad Men’s Jessica Paré, explains Game of Thrones, cops to a few Real guilty pleasures and reveals who offed The Killing’s Rosie Larsen.

But wait, there’s more!

Mitovich also gets the scoop on Supernatural’s future from Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles, and entices Nina Dobrev to tease the next leg of The Vampire Diaries’ Damon/Elena/Stefan love triangle.

So what are you waiting for? Press play below, then hit the comments.