On TV this Monday: A Bones squintern takes the lead, House sabotages a hooker, we return to Eureka for one last time and more. In addition to TVLine’s original features (linked within), here are seven programs to keep on your radar.
8 pm Bones (Fox) | After a body is found at a landfill, dyed like a member of the Blue Man Group, squintern Arastoo comes to the rescue; Bones is feeling uncomfortable in her post-baby body, so Booth does something special to boost her self-confidence.
8 pm The Secret Life of the American Teenager (ABC Family) | Amy reveals she may be pregnant again; Ben experience some word vomit when he tries to win Dylan’s parents over; Grace isn’t sure how to react to the shocking family secret her mother revealed.
9 pm House (Fox) | The team takes on the case of a man who starts crying blood; when House finds out that Emily, his favorite hooker, is getting married, he teams up with “wife” Dominika to sabotage her relationship. 8 Simple Rules‘ Amy Davidson and Fall Out Boy frontman Patrick Stump guest-star.
9 pm Eureka (Syfy) | In the fifth (and final) season premiere, the Astraeus crew returns to Eureka four years later and are forced to adapt to an array of changes.
9:30 pm Two and a Half Men (CBS) | Walden’s commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him; Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.
10 pm Lost Girl (Syfy) | Season 2 premiere (Yes, really! Already!): A cursed group of Fae disguised as a traveling circus arrive and break the connection between The Ash and the land in order to claim it for themselves.
10 pm Smash (NBC) | The arrival of Rebecca Duvall (Kill Bill‘s Uma Thurman) causes Karen and Ivy to form an uneasy alliance against their shared rival; Tom and Sam’s romance heats up; Julia and Frank must put aside their differences to address a family crisis. (Get scoop!)
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