Dancing With the Stars Results: Did the Right Couple Go Home This Week?

Here’s the current state of affairs on Season 13 of Dancing With the Stars:

In: Wardrobe malfunctions, being a Kardashian, and dancing to “Hey Ya.”

Out: Creaky knees, being an Arquette, and dancing to the Pretenders.

Yes, folks, Nancy Grace (who experienced a brief cleavage eruption), Rob Kardashian, and Ricki Lake (who got a little freak-nasty dancing to Outkast’s ubiquitous 2003 hit), were all sent directly to safety — without a dreaded pit-stop in the red-lit “in jeopardy” holding cell — during DWTS‘ Season 13: Week 2 results-show telecast.

But the news was not so good for Chaz Bono and His Suffering Knees, Patricia Arquette’s brother, or George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend (who Quickstepped to “Don’t Get Me Wrong”). Here’s how the results played out:

In Jeopardy (Though Not Necessarily the Bottom Three)
Chaz Bono and Lacey Schwimmer
David Arquette and Kym Johnson
Elisabetta Canalis and Val Chmerkovskiy

Bottom Two Couples (Officially Confirmed by Tom Bergeron as Having the Lowest Totals of Viewer Votes and Judges’ Scores)
David Arquette and Kym Johnson
Elisabetta Canalis and Val Chmerkovskiy

Elisabetta Canalis and Val Chmerkovskiy

“For me it was a gift every day staying here,” said Elisabetta. “Really, it was a great adventure.” What might not have been a gift? Getting saddled with a first-time pro. Indeed, in Week 1 and Week 2, the eliminated celebrity was partnered with a neophyte choreographer. Coincidence? We’ll find out next week if Nancy Grace and Tristan McManus (the last of the newbie pros) gets booted.

What do you think? Did the right couple go home? If not, who should it have been? Sound off in the comments, and for all my reality TV recaps, follow me on Twitter @MichaelSlezakTV!