Happy Endings' Adam Pally Reveals His Top 5 Reasons to Tune In (Ahem, Topless Cuthbert!)

ABC’s edgy new rom-com, Happy Endings, makes its second attempt at wooing viewers this Wednesday at 10/9c, with not one but two new episodes. To that end, we gave funnyman Adam Pally — who plays the quick-witted Max — an outlet to give potential fans five reasons why tuning in for a late-night helping of Endings will indeed make you… happy. (And one of those just might involve a topless Elisha Cuthbert!)

Adam Pally’s Reasons to Watch Happy Endings (Even If You Tuned In Last Week):

5 | American Idol is long gone by 10 pm, so there’s really not much else to watch.

4 | If you like the repartée between a stocky Jewish guy (me) and an athletic black man (Damon Wayans, Jr.), you’ll love the next couple episodes of Happy Endings.

3 | If you smoke weed and listen to Snoop Dogg‘s first album, “Doggystyle,” at the same as the next two episodes of Happy Endings, they sync up perfectly together. And that is pretty mind blowing.

2 | This week’s guest star is Brett Gelman, and he’s a comedic genius — and he’s standing next to me right now holding a kitchen knife making me say this.

1 | Elisha Cuthbert is topless and it’s uncensored — and even if it turns out that that one’s not true, I would say that at least one million people will tune in just to see that. Even though I’m lying.

Happy Endings airs Wednesdays at 10 pm on ABC. And sometimes twice!