What to Watch Tonight

Hemlock Grove Returns, Almighty Johnsons, GMW and More

  • Netflix
    Hemlock Grove

    Season 2 premiere, 10 episodes: Roman struggles with his Upir birthright and Shelley’s disappearance; Peter moves in with Destiny and is forced to get a job after his mother is sent away; newcomer Miranda Cates (Madeline Brewer, Orange Is the New Black) captures both Roman and Peter’s attention.

  • Nickelodeon
    Legend of Korra

    Korra discovers that the Earth Queen is forcing all the airbenders in Ba Sing Se to join her army, so she comes up with a plan to break them out. At 8:30, a quest leads Korra & Co. to the metal city of Zaofu.

  • Disney Channel
    Jessie

    When Jessie decides to participate in a film festival she enlists the kids’ help, but egos begin to clash when everyone has their own ideas for the project.

  • Disney Channel
    Girl Meets World

    Regular time slot premiere: Cory tries to curb texting in class by giving his students an assignment that requires emoji-to-emoji face-to-face interaction, inadvert-ently helping Riley deal with her feelings for Lucas.

  • CBS
    Hawaii Five-0

    Repeat to Revisit: Kono and Adam survive a Yakuza assault and escape from the safe house. Meanwhile, the team runs into a Texas Ranger (Tim Daly, Private Practice) looking for his kidnapped daughter.

  • NBC
    Crossbones

    Lowe plans to kidnap Blackbeard and take him to English authorities, hoping the move will save the Santa Compana people from the wrath of William Jagger.

  • Syfy
    The Almighty Johnsons

    Series premiere: On his 21st birthday, student Axl Johnson (Emmett Skilton, Time Trackers) discovers his family are reincarnated Norse gods and that he’s the only one who can restore their powers.

  • Hub Network
    Blossom

    Repeat to Revisit: Remember when Blossom met Will Smith (The Fresh Prince of Bel Air)…?

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11 Comments
  1. Justin says:

    Crossbones
    The Almighty Johnsons

  2. Francesca says:

    The almighty johnsons is amazing, totally recommend!!

  3. Joey Padron says:

    Girl Meets World and Jimmy Fallon.

  4. Meghan says:

    Everyone should watch The Almighty Johnsons! :)

    • Midge says:

      Yes! Everyone should get to know those Norse Kiwis from Norsewood.
      Plus, of course, the pole-dancing, knife-throwing, heart-piercing (or just plain stoned nutball) Goddesses.

  5. Tom Charles says:

    Almighty Johnsons in the US? SCORE!

  6. P3TE says:

    Too bad The Almighty Johnsons already ended. I would love for the US to make another season with the same actors.