“I’m sad. I’m sad for women. This isn’t the way women are. Frankly, I’m so embarrassed.” Those were the demoralized words of Monica, as the all-female Salani tribe suffered another embarassing loss to the men’s team on Wednesday’s edition of Survivor: One World.
Oh, Monica, you’re not alone, sister. Watching the Salani ladies fail miserably at …READ MORE
On TV this Wednesday: American Idol begins naming its Top 24, the Happy Endings gang celebrates an unconventional Groundhog Day, Royal Pains reels from a loss and more. As a supplement to TVLine’s original features, here are 11 programs to keep on your radar. READ MORE
Good news and bad news about Survivor: One World. The reality granddaddy’s latest season — which pits a team of nine women (Salani) against nine men (Manono), and has ’em all camping on the same beach — is filled with toned, arrogant himbos and admittedly ridiculous, non-strategic women. Which means …READ MORE
On TV this Wednesday: A Survivor battle of the sexes begins, the Modern Family gets hungover, Elisabeth Shue returns to Las Vegas (as a CSI) and more. As a supplement to TVLine’s original features, here are nine programs to keep on your radar. READ MORE
Eighteen castaways will engage in a battle of the sexes on Survivor: One World, premiering Wednesday, Feb. 15 on CBS. This season’s contestants come from a wide variety of unique, specific careers, ranging from a phlebotomist (fancy name for a lab tech who draws blood for tests) to a motorcycle repairman to a timeshare salesman (egads). The two competing tribes will share …READ MORE & WATCH VIDEO
Totem poles were embraced. Houses of cards were erected. Puzzles were solved. Tears were shed. Hugs were rejected. Pigtails were sported (by Ozzy!). And shirtless Tai Chi was practiced on the beach. (Nope, Coach didn’t spare us the horror.) But in the end, …READ MORE
Honestly, I’m kind of surprised it wasn’t pouring rain across the nation Wednesday night, since God had to be openly weeping at the way his name was cynically bandied about on the penultimate episode of Survivor: South Pacific. …READ MORE
The Upolu 6 became the Upolu 5 on this week’s episode of Survivor: South Pacific, and the heightened pressure led to crazy promises including but not limited to this wild-eyed doozy: “I’ll eat a piece of his stool.” …READ MORE
Many of your favorite TV shows soon will be embarking on a brief winter hiatus. (Case in point: The doctors of Grey’s and The CW’s vampires and witches have already gone on holiday.) But don’t fret, they’ll (almost) all be back — in 2012. To help you get started on your countdowns, TVLine offers this handy list of fall finales and return dates. READ MORE
“This is the time to make a big, big move.” So said …READ MORE
