Finale Ratings: Housewives Goes Out Big, Once Hits 10-Week High, Survivor at All-Time Low

Those Desperate Housewives cleaned up good with their series finale on Sunday night, delivering 11.1 million total viewers and a 3.2 demo ratings — season highs and the show’s best numbers since March 2011. (Because someone, like me, might wonder: DH debuted in October 2004 to 21.3 million total viewers.)

Teeing up that big kiss goodbye, Once Upon a Time‘s first season finale drew …READ MORE

Survivor: One World: Can You Ever Imagine Choosing Food Over a Shot at Immunity?

Call me a sadist, but I love it when Jeff Probst waves delicious food under contestants’ noses to try to get them to drop out of immunity challenges in favor of stuffing their gullets. And it never ceases to amaze me how many players would give up, for example, a 1-in-9 shot at $1 million for some cookies or cupcakes or burgers.

During this week’s Survivor: One World, …READ MORE

Survivor: One World: Is There Any Way [Spoiler] Can Win? Take Our Poll!

You’ve got to hand it to Kim: I can’t remember a player in recent Survivor history who’s been able to juggle multiple, conflicting alliances without so much as getting a suspicious eyebrow from one of her (soon-to-be-betrayed) comrades.

Of course, after this week’s episode …READ MORE

Survivor: One World: Did a Higher Power Intervene This Week? Take Our Poll!

If you weren’t already convinced that Colton was one of the most reprehensible characters in the history of reality television, then the first half of this week’s Survivor: One World had to have finished the job of swaying you, right? READ MORE

Survivor: One World: Too Soon for Buff-Dropping? Take Our Poll!

This just in: Survivor: One World is now Survivor: Greek Gods Vs. Peasants.

Yep, with 14 players left in the game, Probst gave the old …READ MORE & TAKE POLL

Survivor: One World: Laugh, Scream, or Vomit?

So few likable players, so many conflicting emotions. That pretty much sums up my feelings on this week’s episode of Survivor: One World, which saw the all-male Manono tribe dominate the women in the immunity challenge, only to hand over their idol and head to tribal council because, um, Colton doesn’t like hanging around poor people? READ MORE

Survivor: One World: What Was This Week's Best Moment? Take Our Poll!

So many wretched contestants, so many dreadful decisions. That pretty much sums up my feelings on the first three episodes of Survivor: One World. That said, this week’s installment delivered a few glimmers of, well, if not actual hope, at least …READ MORE

Survivor: One World: Do the Women of Salani Stand a Chance? Take Our Poll!

“I’m sad. I’m sad for women. This isn’t the way women are. Frankly, I’m so embarrassed.” Those were the demoralized words of Monica, as the all-female Salani tribe suffered another embarassing loss to the men’s team on Wednesday’s edition of Survivor: One World.

Oh, Monica, you’re not alone, sister. Watching the Salani ladies fail miserably at …READ MORE

The TVLine-Up: TV Worth Watching Wednesday

On TV this Wednesday: American Idol begins naming its Top 24, the Happy Endings gang celebrates an unconventional Groundhog Day, Royal Pains reels from a loss and more. As a supplement to TVLine’s original features, here are 11 programs to keep on your radar. READ MORE