Dumpster Dive: Snooki's Fetus Contemplates the Premiere of MTV's Snooki & JWoww

Hi there, I’m Snooki’s fetus, and TVLine asked me if I’d be willing to blog about the premiere of my new MTV series Snooki & JWoww — which, interestingly enough, rhymes with Wookiee and Hey Now!

I know, I know, my name ought to be part of the title, but I was just a zygote when the show was in development, and I kinda got screwed on a few of the contract deets. The good news, though …READ MORE