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Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From Chelsea Lately, Once, Family Guy, NCIS, Braxtons & More

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On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donder and…on television!

Yes, folks, TV is the endless font from which we bring you Quotes of the Week, a collection of the best zingers from the last seven days. READ MORE & VIEW PHOTOS


Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From Almost Human, Carrie Diaries, Scandal, NCIS & More

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It’s “winter finale” season on the small screen, which means the bon mots are dropping faster than flakes of snow in the North Pole.

Which is another way of welcoming you to TVLine’s Quotes of the Week, …READ MORE & VIEW PHOTOS


Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From Masters of Sex, HIMYM, Scandal, Tomorrow People & More

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Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but TV is so delightful.

In other words, as the temperatures drop, why not warm up with TVLine’s Quotes of the Week, a collection of the best zingers from the small screen over the last seven days? READ MORE


Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From NCIS: LA, Mindy, Witches of East End, Castle and More!

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Thanksgiving week meant too, too many reruns, but that wasn’t about to stop us from delivering a cornucopia of hot, fresh one-liners straight to your doorstep! READ MORE & VIEW PHOTOS


Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From Grey's, S.H.I.E.L.D., NCIS, Almost Human and More!

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We’re less than a week away from Thanksgiving gluttony, so how about filling up today on delicious, zero-calorie zingers? READ MORE


Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From Nashville, New Girl, Revolution, Supernatural, Glee and More

dw_mashup2_11.15.13

It’s Sunday, which probably means you’re binge-watching TV in an effort to relieve your overloaded DVR.

If you need a quick break, why not dive into our regular Sunday feature, Quotes of the Week, packed with the best one-liners from the small screen over the last eight days. READ MORE & VIEW PHOTOS


Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From The Originals, S.H.I.E.L.D., SNL, Broke Girls and More

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"Respeck my ability to assess a bucket." 
The outspoken assistant (Kerry Washington) of Nasim Pedrad's motivational speaker Heshy Farahat, after her boss tells her to make sure she didn't miss any notes in a pail containing queries from an audience of high-school students

Wait a second! How’d it get to be Nov. 10 already?

Actually, don’t answer that question. Let’s instead distract ourselves with our regular Sunday feature, Quotes of the Week, packed with …READ MORE & VIEW PHOTOS


Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From Revenge, The Crazy Ones, Castle, Parenthood and More!

Quotes of the Week

Halloween may have come and gone, but that doesn’t mean you won’t be channeling your favorite TV characters by reenacting their best zingers all week long. READ MORE


Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From Coven, The Middle, Blacklist, NCIS: LA and More

Quotes of the Week

Television: You reference it more than a proud papa quotes his adorable toddler — or at least you come pretty darn close! READ MORE & VIEW PHOTOS


Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers from Big Bang, Scandal, SVU, Arrow, Good Wife, Mindy and More!

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Television: It’s not just for watching anymore — it’s also for quoting! READ MORE