Dumpster Dive: Day 2 of Kris Jenner's Talk Show -- 'See? The Dog Is Smarter Than I Am!'

I brought exceedingly low expectations to Day 2 of Kris, the new daytime talker from Kardashian family matriarch Kris Jenner. And yet, to my surprise, I still marveled (and occasionally chuckled) at how the level of discourse plummeted like a stone from a highrise balcony.

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