ABC's Bachelor Pad Shuttered for the Summer

If you’re in the tetracycline business, you might want to sit down: Bachelor Pad failed to score a date with ABC for the summer. READ MORE

Ratings: The Voice Comes Back Quieter But Tops Night, Bachelor Pad Finale Plunges 30 Percent

The Season 3 premiere of NBC’s The Voice, with 12 million total viewers and a 4.1 rating, topped Monday night on both counts, yet with a demo number that fell shy of both the Season 2 finale (4.4) and its sophomore average (5.0).

Versus its Season 2 Monday opener …READ MORE

Bachelor Pad Photo Recap: American Horror Story

Bachelor Pad is definitely the worst thing to happen on television in the last 24 hours (if not 24 months), and yet not only am I recapping it, I’ve taken a rooting interest in which of its bedraggled, hard-drinking cast members wins the $250,000 cash prize and/or “love.”

Last night’s episode found teammates Blakeley and Tony winning the respective women’s and men’s tea-cup race challenges, and extending immunity to …READ MORE

Bachelor Pad Recap: Sex, Fug and Rocky Road

In case you were worried that ABC’s Monday-night crapsterpiece Bachelor Pad was going highbrow — all together now: “not me!” — this week’s episode featured a “Hot Sludge Fundae” obstacle course with a sack race/peanut slathering station that allowed host Chris Harrison to instruct the 16 remaining contestants to get in their “nut sacks.” READ MORE & VIEW PHOTOS

TVLine Items: New Dexter Promo Puzzles Deb, Bachelor Pad Returns Down and More!

Deb has always been thisclose to uncovering the truth about who her “brother” really is. And, as the latest promo for Dexter‘s upcoming seventh season (premiering Sept. 30) insists, her walking in on him offing a man last year was the last piece of the murderous puzzle — one she’s finally ready to assemble. READ MORE & WATCH PROMO

Bachelor Pad Photo Recap: Now With More Butt Shots, Serial Killers and… Gatsby References?

Bachelor Pad, ABC’s feel-bad hit of the summer, slithered back onto the network lineup for its third-season premiere last night, leaving behind it a trail of tears, grain alcohol, industrial-strength false-eyelash glue, and Axe body spray. READ MORE & VIEW PHOTOS

Bachelor Pad Season 3 Cast Announced: Identical Twins 'Will Compete as One Person,' Says ABC

Remember that Monday night last summer where you consumed three-quarters of a bottle of chardonnay and fell asleep on your living room couch watching a Season 2 episode of Bachelor Pad? Well, the absurdist nightmare you droolingly woke from during your local news — you know, the one with Erica Rose’s tiara, Michael Stagliano’s tears, the twins from The Shining, and a person whose actual name is Kalon — is about to come true. READ MORE

ABC Sets Return Dates For Rookie Blue, Bachelor Pad, Wipeout and More!

ABC unveiled its summer plans Thursday, announcing return dates for Rookie Blue, Bachelor Pad and Wipeout, as well as the premiere of Duets.  READ MORE

Bachelor Pad Season Finale Recap: A Very Wrong Engagement

“None of use deserve $250,000,” said gorgeous but mildly crazy Michelle Money during Monday night’s season finale of Bachelor Pad. Truer words may not have been spoken on the small screen all year. Well, except maybe Queen of All Meltdowns Melissa admitting that, …READ MORE