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TVLine Items: Mistresses Woo Punky Brewster, Bachelor Pad Buzz, Jim Lange Tribute and More

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TV’s erstwhile Punky Brewster will be courted by one of ABC’s Mistresses.

Soleil Moon Frye will guest-star on the summertime sudser as …READ MORE


ABC's Bachelor Pad Shuttered for the Summer

Best Bachelor Pad Life Lesson That You Can Apply at Home Tony knows that when a dawg is angry, you don't look him directly in his glassy eyes.

If you’re in the tetracycline business, you might want to sit down: Bachelor Pad failed to score a date with ABC for the summer. READ MORE


Ratings: The Voice Comes Back Quieter But Tops Night, Bachelor Pad Finale Plunges 30 Percent

THE VOICE -- "Blind Auditions" -- Pictured: (l-r) CeeLo Green, Christina Aguilera -- (Photo by: Tyler Golden/NBC)

The Season 3 premiere of NBC’s The Voice, with 12 million total viewers and a 4.1 rating, topped Monday night on both counts, yet with a demo number that fell shy of both the Season 2 finale (4.4) and its sophomore average (5.0).

Versus its Season 2 Monday opener …READ MORE


Bachelor Pad Photo Recap: American Horror Story

Image Most Likely to Be Mistaken for a Promo Shot from American Horror Story: Asylum: Rachel, covering up the night-vision cameras in order to get her groove on with Michael.

Bachelor Pad is definitely the worst thing to happen on television in the last 24 hours (if not 24 months), and yet not only am I recapping it, I’ve taken a rooting interest in which of its bedraggled, hard-drinking cast members wins the $250,000 cash prize and/or “love.”

Last night’s episode found teammates Blakeley and Tony winning the respective women’s and men’s tea-cup race challenges, and extending immunity to …READ MORE


Bachelor Pad Recap: Sex, Fug and Rocky Road

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice Cream: "Oh ice cream, would you look what they've done to you!" (Nope, no sympathy for Jaclyn, who could've walked away from the challenge if she had any dignity left to value.)

In case you were worried that ABC’s Monday-night crapsterpiece Bachelor Pad was going highbrow — all together now: “not me!” — this week’s episode featured a “Hot Sludge Fundae” obstacle course with a sack race/peanut slathering station that allowed host Chris Harrison to instruct the 16 remaining contestants to get in their “nut sacks.” READ MORE & VIEW PHOTOS


TVLine Items: New Dexter Promo Puzzles Deb, Bachelor Pad Returns Down and More!

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Deb has always been thisclose to uncovering the truth about who her “brother” really is. And, as the latest promo for Dexters upcoming seventh season (premiering Sept. 30) insists, her walking in on him offing a man last year was the last piece of the murderous puzzle — one she’s finally ready to assemble. READ MORE & WATCH PROMO


Bachelor Pad Photo Recap: Now With More Butt Shots, Serial Killers and… Gatsby References?

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Bachelor Pad, ABC’s feel-bad hit of the summer, slithered back onto the network lineup for its third-season premiere last night, leaving behind it a trail of tears, grain alcohol, industrial-strength false-eyelash glue, and Axe body spray. READ MORE & VIEW PHOTOS


Bachelor Pad Season 3 Cast Announced: Identical Twins 'Will Compete as One Person,' Says ABC

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Remember that Monday night last summer where you consumed three-quarters of a bottle of chardonnay and fell asleep on your living room couch watching a Season 2 episode of Bachelor Pad? Well, the absurdist nightmare you droolingly woke from during your local news — you know, the one with Erica Rose’s tiara, Michael Stagliano’s tears, the twins from The Shining, and a person whose actual name is Kalon — is about to come true. READ MORE


ABC Sets Return Dates For Rookie Blue, Bachelor Pad, Wipeout and More!

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ABC unveiled its summer plans Thursday, announcing return dates for Rookie Blue, Bachelor Pad and Wipeout, as well as the premiere of DuetsREAD MORE


Bachelor Pad Season Finale Recap: A Very Wrong Engagement

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“None of use deserve $250,000,” said gorgeous but mildly crazy Michelle Money during Monday night’s season finale of Bachelor Pad. Truer words may not have been spoken on the small screen all year. Well, except maybe Queen of All Meltdowns Melissa admitting that, …READ MORE