New Spoiler Alert!: Vamp Diaries Scoop! Broke Girls' Big Promotion! Mad Men Controversy!

Featured in this week’s all-new Spoiler Alert! is something we’ve never seen before and may never see again: a bigger teleholic than Matt Mitovich and myself — 2 Broke Girls’ self-professed TV junkie, Beth Behrs.

And that’s just for starters.

Not only does the actress — who, in case you’ve never met her, is bubblier than champagne — express astonishment/excitement about her show’s big timeslot upgrade, she comes to the defense of Mad Men’s Jessica Paré, explains Game of Thrones, cops to a few Real guilty pleasures and …READ MORE, WATCH VIDEO & GET SPOILED

CBS Boss Talks Good Wife's Tricky Timeslot, Talk Upheaval, Person of Interest Changes and More!

It looks like The Good Wife will be staying put on Sunday night.

At the Television Critics Association’s winter press tour Wednesday, CBS’ entertainment president Nina Tassler acknowledged that the endless football overruns have tested viewers’ patience, but added, “The show feels like a better fit on Sunday night. More importantly, the audience that does watch the show on Sunday is more upscale, more female and very engaged.”

Other highlights from CBS’ exec sesh: READ MORE