Just when it seemed like Morgan’s escaped prisoner might change for the better, Carol ended his life along with his evolution. Now we’ll never know how he’d have looked if he’d bathed!
No sooner had Jessie’s older son taken aim at Rick than Michonne and her Katana had put a permanent end to the brat’s teen angst. If only he hadn’t left Carl with that, uh, parting gift…
Short of Judith, the series’ cutest character stood about as much of a chance of not being devoured by walkers as a protein bar does of not being eaten by Michonne.
So formidable was the Saviors’ tough-as-nails anti-Carol that she wasn’t (a) shot, (b) impaled or (c) turned into Walker Chow. She was (d) all of the above.
“Thank you,” said the Alexandrian before putting a bullet in his own brain. “Thanks for nothin’,” we replied when it appeared that his suicide had accidentally turned Glenn into a lunch special for a horde of walkers.
During the walkers’ invasion of Alexandria, Rick’s girlfriend kept it together right up until she witnessed the grisly death at No. 4 and freaked out so noisily that she might as well have shouted, “Seconds, anyone?”
Scarred as much as scared by Carol’s description of what it would be like to be torn apart by “the monsters,” Jessie’s younger son couldn't manage to make it through a sea of walkers without making his nightmare come true.
We were busy applauding Tara’s sweetheart for facing her fears when, in the blink of an eye, we realized that what she really should've been afraid of was badly aimed arrows.
Bitten by a walker, the feisty former Congresswoman went out with guns blazing, then — and isn’t this the highest compliment the show can pay? — got a second “death” when son Spencer stopped her reanimated corpse’s roaming.
Anyone who’s read the comic books upon which the series is based knows that Negan’s entrance means someone else’s (cough Glenn cough) exit. And if recent buzz is to be believed, the loss will hit us as hard as the villain’s barbed-wire-covered bat hits his victim (please don’t let it be cough Glenn cough!).