THE LATEST | Charming dodged a bullet when Hook procured a cure for the Dreamshade poisoning. Alas, that pesky magic always comes with a….
OUCH! | Just as Snow declared in the Echo Caves her fervent desire to have another baby once back in Storybrooke, Charming dropped the sad, sad bombshell that the Dreamshade cure confines him to Neverland. (That said, can’t he just give her a good rogering before she leaves for home?)
THE FORECAST | Cloudy. When last seen, Snow was barely letting her hubby get a word out, cheesed off as she was by his revelation.
THE LATEST | The couple’s fire was starting to be rekindled, upon Jake’s emergence from “the hole.” But then the Fitz Phone rang, Olivia answered, the “Olitz” theme song played and… you know how it goes.
OUCH! | Liv attended the White House Correspondents Dinner on Jake’s arm, but her eyes were frequently on POTUS — and vice versa. Thus, Jake declared himself dunzo, playing second fiddle to no one — not even the leader of the free world.
THE FORECAST | Overcast. Nothing short of the Remington reveal — namely, Fitz’s role in killing Olivia’s mother — could possibly snuff the illicit couple’s flame.