THE LATEST | Liz’s investigation into Jolene leads her to Tom’s warehouse… where Tom, ever the charmer, bashes Liz’s head in before she can identify him.
OUCH! | Liz – unaware of who attacked her — goes home and updates Tom on the Jolene case. He spouts some BS about how “you really can’t know a person,” and continues being a total creeper. Later that night, Liz is looking at evidence from the warehouse on her computer, when she fiiiinally discovers that Tom has been playing her all along. (Shout out to the toy that helped Liz crack this one!)
THE FORECAST | It’s raining cats and dogs. But don’t expect Liz to go down without a fight, or at least a little scheming of her own.
THE LATEST | Emmett tells Bay that he’s been chasing another girl, but it’s just not the same. “I kept trying to make what I had with her be what I had with you,” he says. Bay admits that she never stopped loving Emmett.
AWW! | After realizing they both still love each other, Bay and Emmett share a tender kiss, and then have sex (!!!).
THE FORECAST | Sunshine in the park. But sad, rainy day for Tank.
THE LATEST | Robin freaks out and tells Ted she can’t go through with the wedding. After all, everything Barney has done – from the rehearsal dinner to the proposal – has been based on a lie, and Robin can’t marry a liar… so she bolts…
AWW! | …and in doing so, nearly takes out The Mother, who talks some sense into Robin. She tells Robin to calm down and clear her head. Eventually, Barney finds Robin, and tells her that he is in it to win it. “I’ve decided to make only one vow to you because it’s the only one that really counts: Robin Scherbatsky, from this day forward, I’m always going to be honest with you. Because I love you,” he says.
THE FORECAST | Marital bliss! Robin and Barney get married and it’s pure perfection.
THE LATEST | Nick and Jess realize they want different things when it comes to the future: Jess would like to move to Portland, while Nick would like to move to Montana (or Mars) so he can be a truck-driver.
OUCH! | After realizing they don’t really agree on like, anything, Nick and Jess decide to break up.
THE FORECAST | Stormy. While most TVLine readers believe Nick and Jess will get back together, it seems like these two are dunzo… for now.
THE LATEST | Boyle and Vivian break up, meaning their wedding is officially off. The next day, Boyle dresses as a Matrix extra, declaring that “Life is a pit.” Luckily, he has Gina (?!) there to mend his broken feelers.
OUCH! | Gina — ever the wise one — insists the only way for Boyle to get over Vivian is if Gina and Boyle have sex… which they do, and it’s all kinds of WTF-worthy.
THE FORECAST | Cloud-covered skies. Well, this sure puts a wrench in the Rosa/Boyle dynamic.
THE LATEST | After Luke’s son Colt shows him the video of Maddie Claybourne singing, Luke finally sees why Deacon is always tied up in Rayna’s family drama – because he is family…well, kind of.
OUCH! | After the explosion of Rayna’s family life, Rayna and Deacon go their separate ways. Rayna convinces Luke that he is her future and Deacon goes off punching mayors and getting angry…as per usual.
THE FORECAST | Hopefully these two ex-lovebirds have some umbrellas because a storm is brewing in the James and Claybourne households…and they may want to hide their faces once the world finds out about their illegitimate daughter.
THE LATEST | Lisa decides that the perfect time to propose to Malik is at his family dinner while performing “Jump!” by the The Pointer Sisters. Malik’s mother and grandmother join in, but all of the jumping comes to a halt when Lisa gets down on one knee and Malik says… well, nothing.
AWW! | After the most embarrassing proposal in the world, Malik surprises Lisa by proposing to her at school – a proposal complete with Evan dressed as a boat, a light show, and a bed (Whoa, you’re moving a little fast there, Malik).
THE FORECAST | It looks like there’s a heat wave coming in as these two lovebirds are hot…for each other! The couple shares a celebratory kiss as the whole school watches in awe.
THE LATEST | After being told the police department has no need for him (or his Pineapples) anymore, Shawn books it to San Francisco to be with Juliet. Eventually, Gus leaves his fancy new job and joins them there.
AWW! | After cracking a case, Shawn pops the question to Juliet in the sweetest way ever. “Jules, will you marry us?” he flubs, before correcting, “Me, mostly me, even though Gus is always going to be part of the deal.” Yes, Gus — this is happening!
THE FORECAST | Shining bright like diamonds. Juliet’s ring may have gotten stolen before she could even try it on, but we’re sure she doesn’t mind.
THE LATEST | Wyatt shows up to support Callie on the day of her adoption. But celebrations are in short supply, as Callie discovers her father is actually some guy named Robert Quinn – meaning she cannot get adopted.
AWW! | After a hectic day, Wyatt sits down with Callie, and asks her if not getting adopted “changes anything” between her and Brandon. Callie assures Wyatt it changes nothing, and then they kiss.
THE FORECAST | Sunshine coming through the fog. As Brandon continues to go off the rails, it looks like Wyatt is just what Callie needs. “Wyatt is definitely a good rock for Callie and should be around to help her and be a good friend almost in the way that Brandon used to be,” David Lambert recently revealed to TVLine.
THE LATEST | Power hungry King Henry has gone mad and almost kills Bash, but when Francis saves his brother, King Henry comes up with a new solution. Kenna wants a man with a title and Bash needs to be put in his place…hmm…
OUCH! | In a shocking (and random) turn of events, King Henry forces Kenna to marry Bash. The not-so-happy couple says their vows as Kenna cries through her veil – and they are not happy tears.
THE FORECAST | Some tear filled rain is expected in Bash and Kenna’s marriage. Married couples are supposed to love each other, right? Well, not in this case.
THE LATEST | Jane was afraid Grayson had decided to be “just friends”
with her, especially after he stood her up on their first date, but it
turns out he had just gotten arrested. Nothing to worry about!
AWW! | A surprise phone call just to say goodnight? Well played, Grayson.
THE FORECAST | Rocky. Proceed with caution. Even though Grayson is
clearly into Jane, the potential couple still has a few obstacles to
overcome. He hasn’t gotten over her lying to him and she isn’t totally
comfortable sleeping with him in her new body.
THE LATEST | Julia receives a call from the bank about a fraud alert after Joel spends $468 ($468? For two people?!) at a business dinner. She immediately gets suspicious, prompting a talk between them.
OUCH! | In a tearful discussion, Joel admits that he's hurt and angry and reveals that his father was unfaithful to his mother. He then punches us all in the gut, saying that he does not want to work on their relationship right now.
THE FORECAST | It's the calm before the storm for these two. They're in that awkward limbo between marriage and divorce – but it can't stay that way forever! It looks like a storm's a comin'!
THE LATEST | Finally reunited in Storybrooke, Emma brings Neal up to speed on their son Henry’s NYC life and her almost-engagement to Walsh. Neal expresses his regret over her flying monkey flirtation, professing, “I care for you, Emma… and I always will.”
SOB! | Alas, there will be no second chance at Tallahassee for Emma and Neal. As part of his orchestration of Rumplestiltskin’s resurrection, Neal selflessly sacrificed his own life. As he lay dying in a sobbing Emma’s arms, he reiterated his wish that she find happiness, remembered his father’s best moments and asked that Henry remember him as a good man.
THE FORECAST | As rainy as the Vancouver woods. The <I>Once</i> creators have asserted that this death will stick, meaning Emma’s onetime true love is no more
THE LATEST | Partnering with the FBI’s art theft division, Lisbon meets Agent Marcus Pike (played by Pedro Pascal), who is instantly smitten with her. Heck, he even pumps the relatively clueless Wiley for deets on any possible “Jisbon” romance!
AWWW | While a hungry Lisbon is camped out undercover at a luxe manse, Pike taunts her over the phone with thoughts of pancakes — and once the case is cracked, he forgoes Cho’s celebratory pizza to take out this “good-looking woman.” (Sorry, Jane. Three’s a crowd.)
THE FORECAST | Sunny, so far. Lisbon is deserving of a good man, and Pike seems very into her. Let’s just hope he’s as upright as a lawman as he seems.
THE LATEST | Following Will's sudden and tragic death at the hand of his unstable client, Alicia receives the news in a devastating call from Kalinda. And then there are tears – Alicia's and ours. Later, Alicia slips away to check her messages…
OUCH! | "Alicia…" Will says in a voicemail. Alicia hesitantly listens to Will's last words: "I'll call you back." But of course, now he never can.
THE FORECAST | Well, it's quite gloomy. The death of Will is something Alicia and everyone will be dealing with for a while. Rest in peace, Will.