THE LATEST | Ian is still secretly in the Army, which means Mickey is about 50 shades of hot mess. Mickey inconspicuously asks about Ian but no one knows where he is. In a touching scene (in more ways than one…), Mickey plucks out a picture of Ian and has his way with it in the bathroom.
AWW! | What are these feelings — do we dare say we feel bad for usual-psychopath Mickey as he struggles with not only his sexuality, but being away from Ian?
THE FORECAST | Cloudy. Ian will remain in the Army for a while — leaving Mickey with nothing but a faded photograph, a broken mirror and, ultimately, broken feelers.
THE LATEST | Castle and Beckett are discussing when to get married when Mama Martha suggests a trip to City Hall (to which the engaged couple says duhhh, no.) Later, Beckett mentions that maybe they should wait until next spring (she is flexible, after all).
AWW! | In the midst of all his daddy drama, Castle decides: Screw my book tour, SEPTEMBER IT IS.
THE FORECAST | Sunny! We may not have an exact date but we have the month — and any month that involves a Caskett wedding is a good month indeed.
THE LATEST | These two comedy queens owned the Golden Globes with more zingers than we know what to do with – thus securing a special place in Hell in our hearts for life.
AWW! | Poehler put her “Masters of Sex from Boston College” to good use while Tina broke down Gravity for us: “It’s the story about how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age.” We die.
THE FORECAST | Exploding with sunshine. We couldn’t have asked for better hosts … we wish we could keep them in our pockets forever. Short of that, we look forward to their Globes threepeat next January.
THE LATEST | Raise your glass to this: Travis and Laurie aren’t just kissing anymore – they’re getting downright dirrty in the bedroom and in the shower (to which Jules walks in on a “tan and pale swirl” of skin).
AWW! | When Ellie tries to disprove Laurie’s ship of lies, Travis comes to Laurie’s defense, mentioning how “[He] believes everything about her.” “That’s because she lets you see her naked,” Ellie remarks.
THE FORECAST| Sunny with some fake snow.The duo was last seen blissfully walking arm in arm.
THE LATEST | After he beats Paxton to a bloody pulp (love hurts, after all), Boyd goes to visit Ava in the clink. Ava is freaking because her trial is in 10 days and they have no judge to “leverage.” Boyd reassures her that he is doing everything in his power to get her out.
AWW! | Ava tells Boyd that he’s the only person in the world looking out for her. He in turn reminds her to keep the faith.
THE FORECAST | Gloomy. Boyd will continue to struggle with Ava’s predicament, causing him to unleash the fury.
THE LATEST | On their way to vanquish the demon that used to torture her sister, Abbie and Ichabod spend quality time in a dark storehouse, where he gets up close and personal with her apocalypse-fighting tush.
AWW! | Deciding that his one outfit could use some company (and some updating), Abbie goes on a mini shopping spree for Ichabod. He placates her by trying on some skinny jeans — to hilarious effect — before reverting to his colonial “finery.”
THE FORECAST | Cloudy with a chance of apocalypse — sure, they were able to de-possess Macey, but the skies are surely darkening in advance of the imminent season finale. (All of that sacrifice talk has to have been foreshadowing, right?)
THE LATEST | Kyle make his preference for Zoe so clear that he rejects Madison’s offer of a blowjob. (That’s when you know it’s real.) After Madison drops a lighting fixture on Zoe in a fit of jealousy, Myrtle suggests that she and Kyle make a run for it. Last we saw, the sweethearts had boarded a bus for Orlando.
AWW! | In a twist as wacky as the gal herself, Myrtle gives Zoe and Kyle tickets to Epcot.
THE FORECAST | We hope these two get themselves a snow cone at Epcot, cause we have a feeling Madison is going be burning with a vengence.
THE LATEST | As Season 2 resumed, we learned that Felicity has been out of town, hanging with comatose Barry Allen. Hmm, how does Oliver feel about that? Oh wait, we know….
BIFF! POW! OOF! | When his pursuit of a baddie comes up empty, Oliver blames his eyes in the sky, urging Felicity to “pull [her] head out of Central City.” Her retort: “Right after you get yours out of your ass!”
THE FORECAST | Dark storm passing. By episode’s end, Ollie apologized for his outburst, explaining how he has come to realize how much he needs Felicity — as a “partner.”