I don't care how hot you are; if your hobby is sketching (incredibly vivid) pictures of your girlfriend's friends' gruesome murders, that's kind of a deal breaker.
Also, it really makes you look like a serial killer.
Maggie Duvall (Tracy Middendorf)
She may look like Lizzie McGuire's mom, but Maggie hasn't done enough to earn our trust yet. She's been sitting atop a throne of lies since Day 1 — and something tells us her darkest secret has yet to be revealed.
Then again, maybe it has! Let's not forget that Emma's mom is literally pen pals with the man who started it all — and, you know, the man who might still be doing it.
Kristin Lang (Austin Highsmith)
Gee, a doe-eyed brunette who befriends the students, conveniently shows up at crime scenes and asks way too damn many questions? Fool me once, Scream!
Emma Duvall (Willa Fitzgerald) and/or Audrey Jensen (Bex Taylor-Klaus)
Not for nothing, but these two were literally caught red-handed last week.
Kieran Wilcox (Amadeus Serafini)
Having hero hair doesn't necessarily make one a hero.
Eli Hudson (Sean Grandillo)
Last but not least! (Honestly, did you think we'd forget to include the guy who — in addition to knowingly breaking into people's houses while they're sleeping — has a twisted obsession with our leading lady?)