“All I’m saying is that somebody had sex right here in our offices in the midseason premiere. Harrison, was it you and your mysterious lady friend Adele Dazim?”
“OK, for one, it’s Adnan Salif. And two… we totally did!”
“Just remember what it says right up there — these are unofficial captions.”
“Furtha’more, I would promise, as president, to never murder someone in cold blood — not that I have done that before.”
“I’m going to need a bigger handbag by the season finale. No doubt about it.”
“My next question for the candidates is: ‘No, really, why do you think McDreamy didn’t choose me?!'”
“I’m sorry, is it just the three of us in this presidential debate? I saw Castle this week, thought my dead husband might be here, too.”
[In the wings, Secret Service agent Tom sighs: “Mr. President won’t look at me…. Do you think he has figured out that my older brother played Billy Chambers?”]
No, wait, something is missing here….
Ah yes, much better — large envelope in front of the baby bump.
“Geez, who programmed this TelePrompTer? The Oscars people?”
[Mellie thinks to herself, “ZOMG it’s just like The American President and I’m Sydney Ellen Wade… ‘cept of course he and I are actually married.”]