Love in the Wild Photo Recap: No One Wishes They Were Jesse's Girl
Unfortunate Word Choice of the Week: Just like the snacks he decimates on the daily, Jesse describes the recently booted Tara, his one-time partner in “intimate relations,” as “collateral damage.”
Most Unfortunate Pairing of Genuine Compliment With Night-Cam Footage: Ben explained that Michelle has “many of the qualities” he looks for in a woman as the camera cut to him groping her beneath the sheets.
In Case You Were Worried: While Summer revealed her “va-jay-jay” was broken and required the services of a medic, Michelle’s bosoms were not harmed during the horseback portion of this week’s challenge.
Ali’s Headband! (That is all.)
Things You Don’t Say on Camera About the Woman You’re Courting: “Yanina, she looked like a drowned rat.” Oh, Ken, that’s a deal-breaker!
The ‘Can’t You Take a Hint, Buddy?’ Award: I can’t believe Ali had to tell Jesse to get his hands off her when her pajama bottoms had already sent the message loud and clear.
Ironic Word Choice of the Week: Jesse, who fooled around with Tara then promptly dumped her, whining that Ali “screwed” him by not immediately revealing she had no romantic attraction to him.
Least Suave Moment for a Crude Joke About a Sexual Position: Jesse hitting on Ali as she dreamed of using a wheelbarrow to cart the 50 lbs of bananas resting on her shoulders
Quote of the Week: “We were both absolutely cream-crackered. Cream-crackered means knackered, and knackered means shattered, and shattered means tired.” –British Ben, discussing the physical state of himself and partner Michelle, after the challenge
Facial Expression of the Week: Jenny McCarthy’s “Ooooh, Ken did not just call out Jesse for being a manwhore!”
Facial Expression of the Week (First Runner-Up): Jesse’s “Ooooh, Ken did not just call me out for being a manwhore!” (Oh yes, he most certainly did!)