Love in the Wild Photo Recap: Death Row, 'Jugs,' and the Fleeting Nature of Showmances
More Proof It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s World: Sure, Ben had to lug a huge chest down the beach, but you didn’t hear Michelle complaining about having to complete the same exact task, did you?
Burning Question of the Week: Was Michelle’s hearts-in-the-sand gesture a spontaneous romantic gesture or a deeper commetnary on the fleeting/temporary nature of reality TV relationships? Discuss!
Your Weekly PSA: Jenny McCarthy, please never make this face again, anytime, anywhere. Thank you. That is all.
Failed Philosopher of the Week: “There’s games, and then there’s real life,” said Ben, apparently oblivious to his position as a contestant on a reality dating competition series.
Overreaction of the Week: Did Chase and Summer really get offended by Ben calling them a “results-based” couple? These cats need to tune in to an episode or three of Big Brother or Bachelor Pad this summer, am I right?
Competitive Maneuver of the Week: Summer using Chase as a human launching pad to bust out of the quicksand and retrieve a dangling scroll. (And yet she considers “results-based” as a negative description?)
Drama Queen of the Week: Summer, whining that being part of the last-place couple was akin to being on “death row.” If, of course, death row was located on a tropical resort with hot singles and an unlimited supply of booze.
She Named Her Best Body Part So You Don’t Have To: I’m not gonna lie to you: This Michelle chick has definitely grown on me.
Presented Out of Context: Yanina’s answer to one of the Couples Ceremony quiz questions.
Burning Question of the Week (Part Deux): Is Ken in the throes of blooming love or is it simply a case of barely concealed rage?