Soon after her marriage to Khal Drogo, Khaleesi gets some hands-on, between-the-sheets instruction from her handmaiden, Doreah.
DAENERYS SCHOOLS DROGO
Doreah must be a good teacher, because Dany soon feels confident enough in her studies to make an intimate request of her dominating hubby — as you can read in the subtitle.
LORAS AND RENLY’S SPAT
Before this scene ends with Loras sulking and walking away angry, there’s a lot of canoodling and kissing and untying of flies. Let’s focus on that instead.
ROBB AND TALISA HIT THE FLOOR
Robb gets to know his future bride better… then he gets to know his future bride better. On the floor.
OBERYN AND ELLARIA MAKE A NEW FRIEND
Not long after arriving in King’s Landing, the Dornish warrior lets his red viper — and his companion, Ellaria — loose in Littlefinger’s brothel, and Olyvar and a few lovely ladies are all too happy to drive the welcome wagon. (Not a euphemism, but it could be.)
JON SNOW KNOWS SOMETHING
There’s nothing like a secluded cave and a naked Ygritte to make a Night’s Watch brother break his vows. And when he slides down her body and lands out of frame, it’s not just the hot springs — it’s definitely getting steamy in there.
MELISANDRE, GENDRY AND SOME SUCKERS
The Red Priestess is super sketchy from beginning to end — leeches?! — but apparently young Gendry is willing to put up with almost anything for a visit with Melisandre’s goodies.
SHAE BREAKS TYRION
OK, so technically this one isn’t a sex scene. But we rarely see the youngest Lannister as emotionally naked as he is when Shae visits him after the Battle of Blackwater and vows, “I am yours, and you are mine.”
SO WRONG, SO RIGHT
High off telling her father she won’t marry Loras Tyrell, Cersei sweeps in and declares that she’s not going anywhere — and then she and Jaime go at it on a table.
DAENERYS AND DAARIO’S PILLOW TALK
She tickles his beard. He proposes marriage. They laugh. IT IS GLORIOUS.