Duck Dynasty Imbroglio: Five (Admittedly Ridiculous) Replacements for Phil Robertson
One good thing about a puppet: He’ll say whatever A&E wants him to say.
Daniel Day Lewis
After winning the Oscar for Lead Actor on three separate occasions, the hirsute Brit has almost certainly run out of big-screen challenges. Could reality television be the final frontier for his method technique?
The Members of ZZ Top
Any of the three trailblazers of Biblical facial-hair could take over Robertson’s role — and the average couch potato would barely notice.
Homespun charm? A beard that would make a lion roar with envy? Yep, dude could do the Duck thing.
The recent MSNBC evictee knows a thing or two about sticking his foot in his pie-hole.