Food Network Star Recap: Dance Like You Don't Want Anyone Watching
Not since egomaniacal monster Matthew went home in Week 2 have the “Good riddance!” receptors in my brain gotten as warm and tingly as they did during tonight’s Food Network Star elimination. READ MORE
Hannibal Recap: All About That Face
Expecting Hannibal to hold back on the gore would be as absurd as pulling up to a White Castle window and ordering a quinoa salad with bean sprouts and kale. (Oh God, remember that case last season where the victims got hollowed out and turned into beehives?) READ MORE
Rookie Blue Recap: Brotherly Angst
Full disclosure: I love Rookie Blue‘s Nick and I love Erin Karpluk (thanks to my obsession with Being Erica). So it goes without saying that I was fully into Thursday’s episode, which put a long overdue spotlight on the officer’s mysterious background — and ramped up his flirtation with Juliet. READ MORE
Mistresses Recap: Bartender Dysphoria
We’ve all heard some variation on the “priest walks into a bar” joke, but this week’s Mistresses found the zinger walking right into the church, planting a not-exactly-chaste kiss on Karen Kim’s lips and scoring an invitation to a parish mixer — Kogi truck included! READ MORE
Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll: Will You Raise a Lighter for Denis Leary's New Gig?
When you think Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll frontman Johnny Rock, think Mick Jagger without the mindbending fame. Bono without the gravitas. Steven Tyler without the scarves. David Bowie without the longevity. READ MORE & GRADE IT
Wayward Pines Recap: Power Play
This week on Fox’s Wayward Pines, in the midseason drama’s penultimate hour, we saw just how impetuous Pilcher can be when he doesn’t get his way. READ MORE
Impastor Premiere: Will You Religiously Watch TV Land's Con Man Sitcom?
Impastor‘s Buddy Dobbs isn’t your typical gambling addict-turned-gay minister of a small-town church. READ MORE & GRADE IT
The Jim Gaffigan Show: Will You Return For the Comedian's Family Affair?
The Jim Gaffigan Show, which premiered Wednesday, might be an autobiographical sitcom based on the life of a popular stand-up comedian. It is not, however, about his career as a stand-up comic. READ MORE & GRADE THE PREMIERE
Pretty Little Liars Recap: I Smell a Rat
Hanna Marin’s always been a bit of a klepto — don’t forget we first saw her swiping sunglasses in the pilot — but grand theft auto? I never thought I’d live to see the day! READ MORE
Teen Wolf Recap: Club Dread (Doctors)
Teen Wolf is throwing so many new creatures and concepts our way this season, I’m starting to feel like Scott in that hellish science class. So let’s talk about the latest addition to the Beacon Hills encyclopedia: “chimera.” READ MORE