Revenge Recap: The Case of the Poisoned Pen


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Apparently, there was recently a run on Sharpies in the Hamptons, because as of this week’s Revenge, Emily is no longer the only character on the show to wield a pen as if it were a sword. Read on, and I’ll “X”-plain… READ MORE


Mad Men Season 7 Premiere Recap: Keeping Up Appearances

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One small step for man, one giant step backward for Don Draper?

The watershed year 1969 blinks open its eyes in Mad Men‘s seventh season premiere, echoing a rough start for many current – and one former – Sterling Cooper & Partners associates. READ MORE


Game of Thrones Recap: Long Live the King

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The following is a Game of Thrones recap, which means it includes spoilers. Read on at your own risk.

Joffrey and Margaery are married on this week’s Game of Thrones, but we’re the ones who get the biggest gift of all. READ MORE


Once Upon a Time Recap: 'Yo, Ho… Oh, No!'

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This week on ABC’s Once Upon a Time, it was a pirate’s strife for Captain Hook as in flashback he sought to reclaim the Jolly Roger, while in Storybrooke he wound up pucker-punched after ‘fessing his feelings. READ MORE


Seth Rogen Hosts Saturday Night Live: Watch Video of the Best and Worst Sketches

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Call me a pessimist, but I always get skittish when Saturday Night Live airs new episodes three weeks in a row. And after solid back-to-back installments with Louis C.K. and Anna Kendrick as hosts, I couldn’t help but fret that Seth Rogen might be stuck with a gas gauge tilting toward the big red ‘E’ and setups more tired than a Kardashian in a camera-free zone. READ MORE & TAKE OUR POLL


The Neighbors Season Finale Recap: There's No Place Like Home (Planet)

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A surprise pregnancy, a Full House reunion and a million (incredible) cancellation jokes populated Friday’s season finale of The Neighbors. READ MORE


Scandal Recap: Tick… Tick… Tick… Tick…

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This Thursday, in the penultimate episode of Scandal Season 3, Pope & Associates (begrudgingly) teamed with B613′s best to defuse Mama Pope’s big, bad bomb. Oh, and a perfectly good pair of fishnets got ruined. READ MORE


Grey's Anatomy Recap: Green-Eyed Monsters

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After Cristina receives her nomination for the Harper Avery Award in this week’s Grey’s Anatomy, Meredith and Bailey compete for the title of Most Envious. And if you keep reading, I’ll fill you in on who emerges victorious in “I’m Winning.” READ MORE


American Idol Top 8 (Redux) Results Recap: Freeeeeeeeee! Free Fallin'!

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Ryan Seacrest began Top 8 (Redux) results night with a warning: “There can only be one winner. This is the hard part. And this… is American Idol.”

And indeed, with the Judges’ Save having been squandered used last week, the forecast for ’80s Week voting tallies was Cosby (sweaters) with a 50 percent chance of children’s tears. READ MORE


American Idol Top 8 (Redux) Performance Recap: Am I Lookin' for a New Love, Baby? [Updated]

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I don’t want to sound like a miserable old codger, breath reeking of Werther’s Originals and cantankerousness, shaking a freshly cut lilac branch at the neighbor kids and screaming “Get the heck off of my lawn!” But man oh man, tonight’s installment of American Idol put me in a bad mood. And this despite Season 7 champ David Cook pinch-hitting for “mentor” Randy Hackson — typo, and it stays! — and offering the kind of cogent, specific, pithy (not to be confused with pitchy) advice the Idoloonie Nation has been longing for all season. READ MORE & TAKE OUR POLL