Idol Recap: And Then There Were 12...
Imagine an American Idol with Jennifer Lopez rocking a powder-blue Amish dress from the Pennsylvania Dutch Collection, Ryan Seacrest losing his cool and an audience of SwayBots successfully moving in time with the music. READ MORE & VOTE FOR YOUR FAVES
The Voice Recap: Head-to-Head Games
Questions that raced through my mind during Tuesday’s installment of The Voice:
Is Pharrell the most altruistic celebrity in the history of reality-singing competitions? Why is Blake Shelton utterly charming — even when he’s READ MORE & VOTE FOR YOUR FAVES
The Bachelorette: 8 New Twists (Comedians! Shondaland! Wild Bears?) That Would Actually Shock Us
Chris Harrison’s announcement on Monday that The Bachelorette‘s 11th season would kick off with its 25 male contestants choosing between Kaitlyn Bristowe and Britt Nilsson as their pursuer was perhaps less “shocking” — and in fact, more depressing — than the chipper host had anticipated. READ MORE & VIEW PHOTOS
Bachelor Chris Is Final Dancing Star
The new issue of Duh! Magazine confirms reality-TV’s worst kept secret: The Bachelor‘s Chris Soules is the 12th and final celebrity partner for Season 20 of ABC’s Dancing With the Stars. READ MORE
Ratings: Bachelor Finale Down, The Following Drops, Scorpion Ties Low
On this first Monday of Daylight Savings Time, when families, lore has it, are outside playing Jarts instead of plunked in front of the TV box….
ABC’s Bachelor finale made a date with 9.5 million viewers and a 2.7 rating, rising week-to-week but READ MORE
The Bachelorette Shocker: 25 Men Will Choose Between Two Ladies
Feminism suffered another sucker-punch at the hands of ABC’s reality-dating franchise on Monday night when Chris Harrison announced the upcoming season of The Bachelorette will begin with a runoff election between Kaitlyn Bristowe and Britt Nilsson. READ MORE & TAKE POLL
The Voice Recap: Steal Crazy After All These Years
Like an overstuffed deli sandwich that leaves your jaw and your stomach simultaneously dialing 1-800-Too-Much, The Voice jammed the end of its Season 8 Blind Auditions and the start of its Battle Rounds into a single two-hour telecast tonight. READ MORE & VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITES
Reality Check: Is There Room for Three Black Guys in Idol's Top 12? And Why Are the Judges Harder on Women?
If American Idol‘s Top 16 Week were a restaurant, it might’ve been worthy of a Michelin star — had it not been for the “Wait! What?” elimination of Savion Wright. READ MORE & WATCH VIDEO
American Idol Top 8 Ladies Recap: Shock and 'Awww!'
I could tell you that American Idol giveth and American Idol taketh away, but then I’d have to immediately link to a GIF of Kathy Bates in American Horror Story: Coven screaming “Liiiiiiiiiiiiies.” (Go ‘head, click it — you can thank me down in the comments.) READ MORE & VOTE FOR YOUR FAVES