Dumpster Dive: Day 2 of Kris Jenner's Talk Show -- 'See? The Dog Is Smarter Than I Am!'

I brought exceedingly low expectations to Day 2 of Kris, the new daytime talker from Kardashian family matriarch Kris Jenner. And yet, to my surprise, I still marveled (and occasionally chuckled) at how the level of discourse plummeted like a stone from a highrise balcony.

Read on for the Top 12 Moments of Total Idiocy from the Talk Show That’s Less Fun Than Getting Pinned Beneath a Falling Flat-Screen (TM Pending). READ MORE IF YOU DARE

Dumpster Dive: Fisticuffs + Booze + Blurred Body Parts x @$%#! = Bad Girls Club: Mexico

If, like me, you’ve been lucky enough to miss the first eight seasons of Oxygen’s Bad Girls Club franchise, you might be blissfully unaware of this bloated, pustule-ridden underbelly of reality television that makes the Kardashian sisters look like Sonia Sotomayor, Elena Kagan, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Based on the show’s Season 9 premiere (set in Cabo San Puke-us, Mexico) …READ MORE

Dumpster Dive: Snooki's Fetus Contemplates the Premiere of MTV's Snooki & JWoww

Hi there, I’m Snooki’s fetus, and TVLine asked me if I’d be willing to blog about the premiere of my new MTV series Snooki & JWoww — which, interestingly enough, rhymes with Wookiee and Hey Now!

I know, I know, my name ought to be part of the title, but I was just a zygote when the show was in development, and I kinda got screwed on a few of the contract deets. The good news, though …READ MORE

Dumpster Dive: Hoarding: Buried Alive May Cause Nausea, Heartache, Nightmares, Loss of Appetite

Even in the best of times, a half-eaten chicken carcass isn’t exactly easy on the eyes. But toss it atop a waist-high pile of garbage inside a suburban kitchen, let it turn gray and fetid, and you’ve got the exclamation point on the visual sentence “OH NO THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING!” that was a recurring theme of Sunday night’s installment of TLC’s Hoarding: Buried Alive.

Being of sound mind and tempermental stomach, …READ MORE

Dumpster Dive: Rachel Zoe Project Conjures Up Visions of Fur-Trimmed, Designer Babies

Welcome to “Dumpster Dive,” a new recurring feature in which our intrepid reality-TV junkie dons rubber gloves and a face mask to wade into the murky depths of the genre’s nastiest-looking fare.

As someone who’s never before watched The Rachel Zoe Project, I tuned in to the show’s Season 4 premiere expecting an hour of skinny model types serving up casual bitchery …READ MORE