Dancing With the Stars Week 2 Results: Did The Right Couple Go Home?

The sheer volume of “stars” populating the ballroom floor at the beginning of each new iteration of Dancing With the Stars – it’s season 17, can you believe it? – is enough to overwhelm even the most voracious fan.

That said, tonight’s inaugural, all-in-one Monday-night extravaganza of performances and elimination — one couple got the boot based on combining the judges’ scores this week along with the public votes from last week – still …READ MORE

Dancing With the Stars Season 17: Who's Likeliest to Win? Check Out Our Odds!

The children were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of mirrorballs danced in their parents’ heads.

Apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, but that’s just my loopy way of saying that Dancing With the Stars returns tonight (8/7c on ABC) for Season 17 — and it’s time to separate the Johnny Castles from the Elaine Beneses of the world. READ MORE & VIEW ODDS

Dancing With the Stars Season 16 Finale: Did the Right Couple Win the Mirrorball Trophy?

After 10 long, highly predictable (and occasionally entertaining) weeks, Dancing With The Stars’ Season 16 finale offered variations on – anticlimax alert! — what we’ve been witnessing since the premiere: Disney teen queen Zendaya still dazzling (her samba, Cha Cha relay and hip hop-themed freestyle on Monday scored a trio of perfect scores from the judges), Kellie Pickler in hot pursuit (just one stinkin’ Cha Cha-fueled point behind), and a game Aly Raisman (just 4 points in arrears) primed to potentially crash the party. READ MORE & TAKE OUR POLL