Andy Patrick

Penny Dreadful: Is It a Monster Smash?

Early on in the premiere of Showtime’s Penny Dreadful, African explorer Sir Malcolm Murray (Timothy Dalton) tells hired gun Ethan Chandler (Josh Hartnett), “Do not be amazed at anything you see.” But, since they’re entering a vampire’s lair at the time, that instruction is easier issued than followed. READ MORE

Revenge Finale Recap: Dead Man Walking

S— just got real. I mean, we knew going in to the third season finale of Revenge that someone was gonna end up rockin’ a body bag. But nothing — not even TVLine’s own preview — could have prepared us for the shocknado that was unleashed in “Execution.” Since the episode defies traditional methods of recappage, I shall merely endeavor to keep my jaw off the floor long enough to count down the hour’s five biggest surprises. READ MORE

Grey's Anatomy Recap: No Good Deed...

In this week’s Grey’s Anatomy, Braden’s parents try to distract us from our upset over Cristina’s imminent exit by suing Bailey for saving the bubble boy’s life. (It doesn’t ease my pain, but hey, A for effort, at least.) Here are the deets on that and everything else that goes down in “Everything I Do, Nothing Seems to Turn Out Right”… READ MORE

Revenge Recap: Giving the Devil His Due

The season’s penultimate Revenge doesn’t merely reveal the identity of Charlotte’s kidnapper, deliver one massive game-changer and set up yet another for the finale – although, really, that would be quite satisfying enough – it also serves as an exquisite reminder of what a slick and enjoyable soap it can be. So read on, and savor the guilty pleasures offered up by “Impetus.” READ MORE

Grey's Anatomy Recap: Unfinished Business

All week, Grey’s Anatomy has been teasing us with promos in which Burke tells Cristina, “I want you.” But what does he want her for? A rekindled romance? A new working relationship? A spirited squash match? Since the title of this episode is “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together,” I’m gonna go out on a limb and suggest that option A is off the table. But am I right? Read on, and we’ll find out together. READ MORE

Revenge Recap: Better Off Wed


In this week’s Revenge, Pascal proposes to Victoria (and she says oui), Emily puts her binge-watching of Homeland to good use, Nolan gets even with Javier, and Conrad… Lord love a duck, he does something so horrific, I actually LOL’d from shock. So keep reading. We’ll get there… READ MORE

Grey's Anatomy Recap: Before and Aftershocks -- Plus Your First Look at Burke's Return

In this week’s action-packed Grey’s Anatomy, Derek’s sister shows up on his and Mer’s doorstep to find out what it takes to be… well, them; Richard surprises Catherine in Boston, then gets a surprise of his own; Alex decides whether he’s really going to join Dr. Butthole’s practice; and Cristina is dealt a blow that stings even worse than her Harper Avery loss. Told ya it was action-packed! Read on, and I’ll fill in the blanks. READ MORE

Grey's Anatomy Recap: Winners & Losers

In this week’s Grey’s Anatomy, Cristina’s possible likely seemingly inevitable Harper Avery victory has her turning to Mer — and turning away Owen, Derek’s increased workload has him pulling out his (beautiful, beautiful) hair, and April and Jackson have the kind of blowout that suggests that, even if the marriage isn’t over, the honeymoon sure is. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. (It’s a jam-packed episode.) Read on, and I’ll give you the deets… READ MORE