Quotes of the Week: Carmichael Show, Pretty Little Liars, GLOW, Saul and More

Now that summer is officially here, there’s only one logical activity: Stay inside, crank the air conditioning and peruse TVLine’s Quotes of the Week.

This time around, we’ve got a patriotic monologue on Fargo, brutal career advice from the Daytime Divas, common ground found on Orphan Black and a well-placed F-bomb courtesy of Twin Peaks‘ Diane.

Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of The Carmichael Show, Pretty Little Liars and Blood Drive, one of which includes our raciest quote in recent memory. (Trust us: You’ll know it when you see it.)

Check out the attached gallery — or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. Shannon says:

    I spent wayyy too much time trying to figure out Ezra’s (PLL) joke. Basically, I think he was trying to say that if he can get through earning a Master’s in American Literature, getting rid of a decomposing corpse shouldn’t be too hard. Or he was being sarcastic. Or both. It was a real thinker. As for Spencer…remember when she asked Ali, “do we seriously have to remind you that you were never kidnapped?” Well someone needs to remind her that Hanna really DID kill Archer and they all really DID cover it up!

  2. Chloe says:

    I loved Ezra’s comment. I took it as a wisecrack & that basically, he was saying he was in over his head but was going to give it a go, anyway.

  3. Karen says:

    I loved Ezra’s comment. I literally laughed out loud at it. And thought, “if that doesn’t make the quotes of the week, something’s not right…”