Now that summer is officially here, there’s only one logical activity: Stay inside, crank the air conditioning and peruse TVLine’s Quotes of the Week.
This time around, we’ve got a patriotic monologue on Fargo, brutal career advice from the Daytime Divas, common ground found on Orphan Black and a well-placed F-bomb courtesy of Twin Peaks‘ Diane.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of The Carmichael Show, Pretty Little Liars and Blood Drive, one of which includes our raciest quote in recent memory. (Trust us: You’ll know it when you see it.)
Check out the attached gallery — or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!