Quotes of the Week: Big Little Lies, Prison Break, New Girl, DWTS and More

Even though we’ve officially entered season finale territory, the past week of television still served up plenty of top-notch dialogue to fill our Quotes of the Week gallery.

This time around, we’ve got ominous parting words from Dancing With the Stars‘ ousted contestant, a shout-out to Ellen DeGeneres on The Big Bang Theory, Bill Maher’s take on the Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad and some serious sass from The Magicians‘ talking dragon.

Also featured in this week’s round-up: double doses of Grey’s Anatomy, Big Little Lies, Once Upon a Time and New Girl‘s (series?) finale.

Check out the attached gallery – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. CourtTV says:

    Brockmire is my favorite show!! So so funny!!

  2. Mary says:

    Nothing from iZombie?

  3. Lola says:

    I laughed at C-Note’s prison line. That was great.

  4. Hollie says:

    SHIELD had a lot of much better lines you could’ve chosen. What about ‘You look like a bag lady’? Or ‘Are you still dead?’ ‘No, I’m feeling much better now’? Or ‘You’re not real, You Rogue piece of code!’ Or any part of Jemma’s speech to Coulson?!?! Or any of her dialogue in general?

  5. N says:

    I loved Brick’s comment about Perry Como

  6. ninergrl6 says:

    I will never not love, “Son of a fish” 😂