Mr. Clean's 'Sexy' Super Bowl Ad Will Have You Feeling... Some Type of Way

Someone needs to tell Mr. Clean’s personal trainer that not every day is glute day.

The paragon of cleanliness — and, of course, masculine earwear — appears in an (intentionally) uncomfortable new Super Bowl commercial, in which he reminds us why housewives have been fantasizing about him for more than five decades.

The new commercial proves that Mr. Clean is truly the Magic Mike of the cleaning world (step aside, Brawny Man!) as he mops his way into your kitchen — and twerks his way into your heart.

Not since #PuppyMonkeyBaby has a 30-second ad made us question so much about the universe we thought we understood. (Sorry, we didn’t think we’d be having an existential crisis before noon, but rarely can these things be predicted.)

Hit PLAY on the video above, then drop a comment below: Like what you see?

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15 Comments
  1. aria808 says:

    They should have cast a real-life person instead of a creepy –and gay-looking– CGI guy.

  2. Billy Bob Johnson says:

    Umm…no.

  3. shanec1973 says:

    What DOES “Gay Looking” mean exactly? sounds a little homophobic to me.

    • MMD says:

      Sounds it to me too. You notice they’re not throwing around the term straight looking about the woman. smdh geesh it’s 2017.

  4. MMD says:

    The entire commercial is bad on so many levels.

  5. Maria says:

    Eeeew.
    If I “fantasize” about him, it’s that he will stop by and clean my entire house while my husband and I go out for a nice dinner. Yeah…that’d be just fine. :)

  6. Rachel says:

    Well, there’s no un-seeing that.

  7. Iakovos says:

    50 Shades of White?

  8. burnscindy says:

    It was a bit uncomfortable, but I liked, and laughed at, the twisty ending. I think they got their point across. Definitely less uncomfortable than bears telling us to “enjoy the go.”

    • Catt says:

      Ahh … those bears who “could wear their underwear two days in a row” … except they aren’t wearing pants at all. Just … eww.

  9. Pat says:

    I thought it was funny and who knew that cleaning could be so sexy and fun. I do have a bottle of Mr. Clean but darn, that never happens when I use it. 😞