Best TV Quotes

Quotes of the Week: Young Pope, SNL, Chicago Fire, Girl Meets World and More

Little-known fact: The best way to prepare for today’s NFL conference championships is by reading Quotes of the Week. (It’s true, we swear.)

This time around, we’ve got The Young Pope‘s penchant for a certain beverage, a Paula Abdul reference on Lucifer, Home Improvement admiration on Fresh Off the Boat and a dramatic exchange from Girl Meets World‘s series finale. 

Also included in our roundup: double doses of Saturday Night Live and The Big Bang Theory.

Check out the gallery on the right – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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7 Comments
  1. Kia says:

    I can’t believe you guys didn’t include Bones this week. They had so many great quotes!

    “Snipers they do not fire blanks.”
    “And in that analogy my ovaries are what? Target practice?”

  2. Kevin says:

    Is Colin Jost having the best and funniest one liners this week as Weekend Update co-anchor on SNL?

  3. kmw says:

    No Bones huh! Every word uttered out of Booth and Brennan’s mouth( especially in the car) was terrific and funny. There were so many funny ones in this episode.

  4. JScout says:

    The most important quote of the week:
    Chuck Todd: You did not answer the question of why the president asked the White House press secretary to come out in front of the podium for the first time and utter a falsehood? Why did he do that? It undermines the credibility of the entire White House press office on day one.

    Kellyanne Conway (Trump’s spokesperson): No it doesn’t. Don’t be so overly dramatic about it, Chuck. What…You’re saying it’s a falsehood. And they’re giving Sean Spicer, our press secretary, gave ALTERNATIVE FACTS to that. But the point remains …

    Todd: Wait a minute — ALTERNATIVE FACTS? ALTERNATIVE FACTS? Four of the five facts he uttered, the one thing he got right was Zeke Miller. Four of the five facts he uttered were just not true. Look, ALTERNATIVE FACTS ARE NOT FACTS. THEY’RE FALSEHOODS.

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