Best TV Quotes

Quotes of the Week: Sleepy Hollow, Sherlock, The Bachelor and More

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With a new year (and fresh episodes of your favorite shows) upon us, we’ve resumed our usual round-up of the week’s best TV dialogue.

This time around, we’ve got a religious experience on Sherlock, a Happy Days shout-out on New Girl, a heated debate on Fresh Off the Boat and The Bachelor‘s most controversial statement yet.

Check out the gallery on the right – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. Dylan says:

    I know that new Macgyver is so bad but I stumbled upon it this Saturday because I was bored and I swear Sarah Adler is quotable. So very quotable.
    That Jack guy is so annoying and she said to him “I’m just gonna stop you right here before you say something we both regret, because you’ll be sterile, and I’ll be in jail.
    This made me think of Miss Parker from The Pretender for some reason

  2. grazelled says:

    The Middle lines where so on point about the show and funny.

  3. Kevin says:

    I give Ice-T as the MVP on the season premiere of Match Game even though he got so mad at a contestant during the Super Match round (second half).

  4. E. D. Boddy says:

    I don’t watch The Bachelor, so I don’t know if the girl was kidding about the shark costume being a dolphin, but in one of SNL’s “Jaws” sketches, after a radio report calling on people to be on the lookout for the Landshark, he tried to get in a woman’s apt. by claiming to be “only a dolphn, ma’am.”