Best TV Quotes

Quotes of the Week: Vampire Diaries, Lucifer, Big Bang, Arrow and More

Four out of five political pundits agree: The best way to stop thinking about Tuesday’s election results is to peruse TVLine’s Quotes of the Week.

This time around, we’ve got a botched car robbery on Once Upon a Time, a Blair Witch-esque moment on American Horror Story: Roanoke, a culinary mishap on DC’s Legends of Tomorrow and a mishandled introduction during this year’s Breeders’ Cup.

Plus, this week’s round-up also features double doses of Arrow, The Vampire Diaries and Conan.

Check out the gallery on the right – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!