Kimmel Threatens Kim Kardashian's Robbers With KUWTK Marathon

Jimmy Kimmel has a warning for the Parisian criminals who robbed Kim Kardashian West at gunpoint: “We will find you and we will make you so les misérables.”

The late-night host kept a straight face on Monday as he gently mocked the serious ordeal, cautioning the masked assailants about what he’d do if he found out that they harmed “even a single extension on her People’s Choice Award-winning head.”

“We will tolerate a lot of nonsense, but you do not mess with Kim Kardashian West,” Kimmel said. “We will tape you up, and we will lock you in a room and… force you to watch the parts of Keeping Up With the Kardashians where Kim’s mother eats a big salad and complains about the maid in front of the maid.”

Per our sister site Variety, Kardashian West was found unharmed after being held up in her Paris loft on Oct. 2 by a group of masked men posing as cops. The criminals, who have not yet been apprehended by authorities, got away with $10 million worth of jewelry.

Watch the Jimmy Kimmel Live segment above, then tell us if you think this is one instance where late-night should’ve steered clear of mocking the reality-TV star.

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8 Comments
  1. Lange says:

    Anyone who buys this farce is mentally deficient. According to press releases “Kim pleaded for her life”. Odds are thieves would not have spoken English. And “she was able to free herself from tape restraints AND handcuffs”. And she called Kanye before calling the law? C’mon!

  2. keniri says:

    Jimmy Kimmel is an idiot. LIke criminals everywhere are going to be scared out of their criminal behavior. LOLS

  3. Geertruy Maiore says:

    Can you Say BS????

  4. Kim R says:

    How cynical have I become that my first reaction to the news was remembering Kanye asking for financial aid earlier this year and that the robbery could have been set up for collecting insurance money. I am watching too much CNN!!!!

  5. HAP says:

    Publicity stunt?

  6. c-mo says:

    Being threatened with having to watch any part of KUWTK would keep me from committing a crime!!!!! I agree with the other posters calling BS on the event, it really does sound like a well-orchestrated publicity stunt.