Quotes of the Week: The Good Place, Lucifer, HTGAWM, The Voice and More

If your 97-percent-full DVR wasn’t indication enough, here’s another way to tell that fall TV has officially arrived: Our Quotes of the Week gallery has doubled in size.

As we recover from the 40-plus (!) premieres that hit the airwaves this week, our round-up of memorable dialogue features such freshmen series as The Good Place, Speechless, The Exorcist and CBS’ well-rated MacGyver reboot. 

Of course, there’s also plenty of returning shows, including Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., The Voice and Modern Family. (Trust us, Gloria Pritchett’s quote will leave you scratching your head.)

Check out the gallery on the right – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. Cari says:

    “I’m a universal Dick” was hands down my favorite! Love Sasha!

    • Angela says:

      That cracked me up :D. Tom Bergeron was just kinda like, “Errrr…” afterward :p.
      And I am definitely scratching my head over that “19 year old’s third wedding” thing. Eh?

  2. cjinsd says:

    The Lucifer quote was good, but a funnier one was his explanation of creation and the big bang.

  3. kirads09 says:

    “How about clean laundry? And an enduring perplexity about existence”. My quote of the week – Walt Longmire S5 Ep 3

  4. Katherine215 says:

    Mike Lawson calling Blip Black Yoda cracked me up.

  5. Marco Piazzo says:

    From HTGAWM I think Annalise saying to Michaela ‘We look like two women who work on the sidewalk’ was so much funnier.

  6. Kevin K says:

    Kudos to Gerald McRaney’s one liner in the This Is Us and truly deserves an Emmy worthy performance.

  7. mooshki says:

    “If your 97-percent-full DVR wasn’t indication enough”

    You are my people. (But mine’s constantly wavering between 98/99%, a.k.a. ‘panic mode.’)

  8. mc says:

    I knew the “universal dick” and the “sourest lemon” lines are gonna make it!

  9. dman6015 says:

    I need to get more DVR storage space, or the networks have to start canceling some shows.