No matter how closely you watch that clock, the Emmys are still a few hours away. Why not use our Quotes of the Week to take your mind off who will get snubbed tonight?
This time around, we’ve got some good-natured smack talk on Dancing With the Stars, a youthful regret on Fear the Walking Dead and one of Beauty and the Beast‘s last-ever intimidation tactics. (Sniff!)
Plus, we’ve included double doses of Halt and Catch Fire, You’re the Worst, Full Frontal With Samantha Bee and more.
Check out the gallery on the right – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!